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Review: The Wicker Man (2006) Unrated Version
I was going to write a review of a Nicolas Cage movie yesterday in honor of his birthday, but unfortunately I was too goddamn lazy. Last night, however, I awoke from troubled dreams to find the pale,...
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Review: Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans (2009)
Many people don’t know this about me, but I consider myself something of a philanthropist. I’ve recently started my new job watching Nicolas Cage movies. It’s strictly non-profit, volunteer work, but I...
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Review: Noroi the Curse (2005)
I don’t know about you guys, but I kind of dig the “found footage” approach to film-making. It’s true that when it’s bad, it’s really bad, but there are a few gems out there that make it all...
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Review: Giallo a Venezia (The Vagina Holocaust)
A young couple, Fabio and Flavia (played by Gianni Dei and Leonora Fani, respectively), are found dead on the Venetian island of Giudecca. As Inspector DePaul (played with gusto by Jeff Blynn)...
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Review: Iron Man 2
Attention all true believers! Iron Man 2 sucks! Yep, as hard as it may seem, this movie is an utter disaster. It has come down with a heavy case of lackluster-sequel and must be brought around to the...
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Review: The Drawn Together Movie: The Movie!
Every network has their black sheep that bites the hand that feeds them. Comedy Central’s Drawn Together not only bit, but tore off the hand, ate it, defecated it, and then ate the defecated hand. If...
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Review: Smash Cut
A few weeks ago, Media Blasters announced that they were going to start streaming some of their anime catalog online. The first titles to be a part of this service were Ah! My Goddess, Queen’s Blade,...
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Review: Superman, War of the Supermen
An army of Kryptonians? Waging war against Earth? And they’re led by General Freakin’ Zod? It sounded so awesome, but I shouldn’t have gotten my hopes up too high. War of the Supermen is a 4-issue...
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Review: Meet the Feebles
“Ladies and gentlemen, presenting the end of sex and violence on televisions!” This was the first line uttered in the pilot episode for The Muppet Show. The show certainly made good on its promise by...
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Review: Toy Story 3
It’s hard to be objective with a movie like this. I grew up with Toy Story, and the movies meant so much to me. So to see a new movie with these familiar characters after over a decade of waiting, I...
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Review: Batman, Under the Red Hood
It’s been quite awhile since we’ve had a good animated Batman movie. Sure, we’ve had a quite a bit of them (Mask of the Phantasm, Sub-Zero, Return of the Joker, Mystery of the Batwoman, Gotham...
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Review: Let Me In
Over the years, vampires have grown less and less cool. How did we go from the class and creepy Bela Lagosi Dracula to the angst-ridden and pale Robert Pattinson Edward? Who would have thought that...
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Review: X-Men, First Class
The X-Men movie franchise once broke my heart. Just when I thought Fox had arrived with X2: X-Men United, X-Men 3 was handed over to Brett ‘Rush Hour’ Ratner who turned in a travesty of a trilogy...
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Review: Green Lantern, Emerald Knights
I love a good anthology movie. While I wasn’t too keen on Batman: Gotham Knight, I’m not opposed to the format itself. Case in point, Green Lantern: Emerald Knights is a six-segment anthology and is...
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Review: Green Lantern (2011)
One of my favorite DC comic books finally got the big-screen treatment. The Green Lantern movie has several elements a GL fan would love. Abin Sur crashes on Earth, Hal Jordan recites the oath and the...
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Review: Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part 2
I’ll admit that I’ve never been a big Harry Potter fan. I read the first book when I was in junior high school and wasn’t too impressed. Yet Harry Potter’s fandom continued to grow over the years into...
View ArticleGhost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2011) Review
Here’s a depressing fact: the last Nicolas Cage film I watched was Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance. My allegiance to Nicolas Cage dictated that I put down $12 or so to gain admittance to the theater....
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